I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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