Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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