Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Randomize
