Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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