What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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