We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
