You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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