Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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