She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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