Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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