Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Randomize
