Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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