i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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