We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She tied me up with her honor cords...
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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