quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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