In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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