Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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