hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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