brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
So many bounce houses so little time
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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