But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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