ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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