Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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