STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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