This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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