Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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