apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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