A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
dude i'm inner monologue high
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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