That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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