# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
as a side note pls kill me
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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