aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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