Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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