So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Randomize
