You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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