He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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