Do you still have your period?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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