Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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