The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
In the future we'll all be gay
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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