im holly from the hills drunk
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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