So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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