Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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