Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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