are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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