theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
