at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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