You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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