Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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