you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Just pee around me
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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