She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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