oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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