How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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