Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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