Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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