Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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