that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
two words...techno handjob
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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