I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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