Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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