She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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