I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
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